Spend a penny, spend a pound…

April 16, 2009 at 10:55 am (Uncategorized) (, , , )

I see a 28-year-old man has been sentenced in Honolulu this week to three weeks in jail for urinating on a 66-year-old woman. The incident happened during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Hawaii.

Only three weeks? Surely if you piss on someone on a plane you deserve a plight worse than three weeks in jail?

Anyway, the FBI investigated the case and Jerome Kenneth Kingzio was sentenced after pleading guilty to assault charges in a Honolulu federal court. The victim was headed for a scuba diving vacation and was watching an in-flight movie when Kingzio stood up and began urinating on her. I wonder what movie she was watching? Answers on a postcard please.

He had been drinking on the flight his defence stated. No shit Sherlock.

The woman reported that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident. A claim in the offing I’d say.

So it all begs the question… Michael O’ Leary are you reading?

If Ryanair do actually start to charge people to use the toilets onboard well then this kind of thing will inevitably happen. And worse. Mankind will return to its most depraved neolithic state. It’ll be carnage. Of the sewerage variety.

And none of us need the Ryanair experience to be any more depraved do we?

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Funderland meets Ryanair

August 29, 2008 at 9:52 am (Uncategorized) (, , )

Saw an interesting story here. It goes like this…

An elderly woman misunderstood instructions while checking in at Arlanda, Sweden’s main airport and was whisked down a baggage chute after she placed herself instead of her luggage on the belt.

The 78-year-old woman, who was not named, was preparing to fly from Stockholm to Germany on Tuesday when she lay down on an unmanned baggage belt in the belief she was following check-in instructions, a local daily reported on its website.

She was quickly swept off to the baggage handling centre, where staff members helped get her back on her feet.

The woman suffered no serious injury and caught her flight as planned.

I wonder is Michael O’Leary getting any ideas from this? I suppose if you can charge for priority boarding just so people can have the pleasure of sitting on a Ryanair flight longer than everyone else, then maybe people would pay for some thrills and spills on the way? Funderland meets Ryanair, coming soon to an airport near you.

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Crinkly Links….

August 26, 2008 at 10:26 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , )

Poetry is the new rock’n'roll – The Independent on Sunday

Ireland’s Olympians return home – The Irish Times

Boxers offer a window into our marginalised society - Article by Fintan O’Toole in The Irish Times

I was at Lovebox at the weekend, courtesy of the good folk over at State. It really was a poxfest. MCD should be ashamed. I doubt they give a fuck tho. Moreover, Groove Armada should be disgusted to be associated with something so amateurish. That said N*E*R*D were fantastic. Some reviews of Lovebox here, here and here.

Grammar Vigilantes – The Independent on Sunday

RyanScare – rte.ie

And one for B’DumThe Killers reveal new album title - NME

And for those of you lucky enough to be going to the Electric Picnic. May the sun shine and may you go see Sigur Rós. Here is a gig from Reykevik, the concluding part of their stunning doc Heima. It could well change your life…

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