Oi, you, NO!!!
Why oh why do young lads in Dublin city centre insist on walking around with their hands wedged down their trousers? Usually centred around the crotch region. Unfortunately I see it so often, every day really. It bugs me something terrible. It’s subhuman, it’s almost surreal, in a knackerish kinda way. And don’t get me started on how unhygienic the whole charade is.
Don’t they realise they look like complete and utter gobshites? Maybe someone should tell them?
Holemaster said,
July 15, 2009 at 9:30 am
They’re probably handcuffed.
B said,
July 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm
You tell them Narry!
…then tell us the aftermath.
Red Leeroy said,
July 15, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Who are these people?
NaRocRoc said,
July 15, 2009 at 3:36 pm
HM if not now then soon. Real soon.
B’, as I’ve said before there’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity. As it stands I’m not yet stupid enough. Might work on the bravery bit tho.
Red, welcome back old boy. These people exist. They may yet form an army of ball scratchers and take over the world.
Meadow said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Hee, yes, I see them too. And what’s with this latest thing – putting the ends of their tracksuit legs into their (usually white) socks, so they’re all puffed up? It looks ridiculous!
NaRocRoc said,
July 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Yes Meadow, I have seen a couple of loons in such attire. It looks like they’re taking the piss, but then it dawn on you that they’ve deliberately dressed like that. I bet they think they’re pretty fly!
milanadenauer said,
July 16, 2009 at 12:31 am
Checj this out:
http://chancingmyarm.blogspot.com/2009/06/chuck-norris-doesnt-bowl-strikes-he.html
NaRocRoc said,
July 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Milan if Chuck Norris were any use at blogging he still wouldn’t be as good as Mr Andrew Chancing My Arm!
Andrew said,
July 18, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Is my name being used in vain around here?
It’s funny, I’m as fond (if not an awful lot fonder) than the average bloke of having a root around the nether regions, just to make sure everything’s still ticking over nicely down there. I probably do it publicly from time to time, though I try to make it as surreptitious as possible. But the way these little scuts seem to have their hands permanently welded to their bollocks is just a step too fucking far. I’m thinking of forming some sort of alliance to defend the good name of ball scratching in the face of such excessive use of what was once a noble pursuit.
I’ll come back to you when I’ve thought of an amusing acronym for it.
NaRocRoc said,
July 20, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Yes it is Chuck.
And we’re all for acronyms round these parts. And pseudonyms. And palindromes. And honourable ball scratching.