The Orchid…

November 26, 2008 at 7:32 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , )

“Whatever you do, don’t water the orchid”, she said.

I heard the word “water” and the word “orchid”.

So of course I watered the orchid.

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2 Comments

  1. Susan said,

    Ack! I knew the outcome on the first line, and I laughed.

    I’ve sent my husband to the shop with the instructions, “here’s your list; now for God’s sake don’t come home with nothing else but beer and crisps.”

    In other words,
    “Blah blah blah nothing else but beer and crisps.”

    “Where’s the list?” I asked afterward (while putting bottles of beer in the refrigerator)
    “What list?” he said.

    Damn.

  2. NaRocRoc said,

    Welcome Susan, and thanks for the comment.

    Sorry (on behalf of mankind) for being so predictable, but at least I admit it. Surely that’s worthy of brownie points?!?

    And what’s wrong with beer and crisps? Cornerstone of a balanced diet right there!

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